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Getting source code from an APK file

 Getting source code from an APK file

Step 1:

Make a new folder and put .apk file in it (which you want to decode). Now rename the extension of this .apk file to .zip (eg.: rename from filename.apk to filename.apk.zip) and save it. Now you get classes.dex files, etc. At this stage you are able to see drawable but not xml and java files, so continue.

Step 2:

Now extract this zip apk file in the same folder. 

Step 3 :

Now go to https://googledrive.com/host/0BzHp_gLq8kRRbnh5WnFNSXNydEU and download zip file and extract it to the same folder

Step 4 :

Copy all files and directory of "dex2jar-0.0.9.7" in the same folder.

Step 5 :

Now double click on "RUN.bat"

Step 6 :

    1. After completion of step 5 automaticaly generate "classes_dex2jar.jar"
    2. Open "jd-gui.exe" exist in "get-apk-source_win\jd-gui-0.3.3.windows\" folder
    3. Open "classes_dex2jar.jar" file in "jd-gui.exe" (File->Open File->Select path of "classes_dex2jar.jar")
        OR
    3. Drag and put file on "Java Compiler"
    4. File->Save All Sources (Shortcut : Ctl_Alr+S)
    5. Extract new created file("classes_dex2jar.src.zip") in new folder

Step 7:

    1. Double click on RUN_1 file of APKTool folder exist in downloaded folder (get-apk-source-win)
    2. Now copy apk file in APKTool exist in downloaded folder
    3. Open RUN_2 file of APKTool folder and replace "filename.apk" to your apk file name with .apk but do not remove "
    4. Double click on RUN_2 File
    5. Now you get a file folder in that folder and now you can easily read xml files also.

Step 8:

Copy "Res" folder and "AndroidManifest.xml" file in the same folder(Main folder where already exist Res folder and "AndroidManifest.xml" file).

Step 9:

Done and now enjoy with source code...

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How to use Whatsapp without your mobile number

Whatsapp is a very famous instant messenger which was used by many smartphone users. Whatsapp is developing with many features and comforting the users by giving the facilities like sending photos, easy connect, free call etc., There are many whatsapp tricks which you many not known. This article will shower you about some whatsapp tricks that also includes seeing other whatsapp users conversation, using whatsapp without showing your number and many other.

A problem with whatsapp is its way of connecting the users. It shows the mobile number when we are in a group chat. This allows some strangers to known our number which may cause problem. To overcome this problem you can use verification code instead of your mobile number. You have to cheat the server to to this. Just follow the steps.

1. If you are already having whatsapp on your device,  remove it Completely, download it again and install it. 

2. Whatsapp sends a verification message to its server, Block the message service in your mobile. Switch the mobile to flight mode or change the message center number to block the message service.

3. Then as a alternative method to verify, Choose “Verify Through SMS” and give your email address. Clik on send and at very next moment click on cancel button. Now the authorisation to the whastapp server call is terminated.

4. Now Spoof that message. Install Spoof text message app on your mobile

5. Download spoof: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gtrsolutions.spoof&hl=en

6. Now check your outbox, Copy that message details to spoofer app and send it to spoofed verification

7. For Iphone users:

To: +447900347295 From: +(Country code)(mobile number) —-victims Message: (your email address)

8. A message will be send by the server for the spoofed number. Now you can connect with your friends with that spoofed number

Using spoofed number would be very useful for girls and surely many boys will hate this.

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Text Message And Chat Room Short Form Dictionary (Letters A-Z)

Disclaimer: Some Short Form Definitions May Have Swearing And Or Other Types Of Course Or Offensive Language

A
A3 – Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
AA – As above
AAF – As a matter of fact
AAK – Asleep at keyboard
AAK – Alive and kicking
AAMOF – As a matter of fact
AAMOI – As a matter of interest
AAP – Always a pleasure
AAR – At any rate
AAS – Alive and smiling
AASHTA – As always, Sheldon has the answer (Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown)
AATK – Always at the keyboard
ABC – Already been chewed
ABT – About
ABT2 – Meaning About to
ABTA – Meaning Good-bye (signoff)
ABM – Automated Bank Machine
ACD – ALT / CONTROL / DELETE
ACDNT – Accident (e-mail, Government)
ACK – Acknowledge
ACPT – Accept (e-mail, Government)
ACQSTN – Acquisition (e-mail, Government)
ADAD – Another day, another dollar
ADBB – All done, bye-bye
ADD – Address
ADD – Attention Deficit Disorder
ADDY – Address
ADIH – Another day in hell
ADIP – Another day in paradise
ADMIN – Administrator
ADMINR – Administrator (Government)
ADN – Any day now
ADR – Address
AEAP – As early as possible
AF – April Fools
AFC – Away from computer
AFAIAA – As far as I am aware
AFAIC – As far as I am concerned
AFAIK – As far as I know
AFAIUI – As far as I understand it
AFAP – As far as possible
AFJ – April Fool’s joke
AFK – Away from keyboard
AFZ – Acronym Free Zone
AFPOE – A fresh pair of eyes
AH – At home
AIAMU – And I am a money’s uncle
AIGHT – Alright
AIR – As I remember
AISB – As it should be
AISB – As I said before
AISI – As I see it
AITR – Adult in the room
AKA – Also known as
ALCON – All concerned
AMAP – As much as possible
AMBW – All my best wishes
AMBZ – All My Brothers
AML – All my love
AMOF – As a matter of fact
ANSP – Age and Sexual Preference
AOE – Area of effect (online gaming)
AOM - Age of majority
AOM – Age of Mythology (online gaming)
AOTA – All of the above
AOYP – Angel on your pillow
APAC – All praise and credit
AQAP – As quick (or quiet) as possible
ASIG – And so it goes
ASAP – As soon as possible
A/S/L – Age/sex/location
ASL – Age/sex/location
ASLA – Age/sex/location/availability
AT – At your terminal
ATB – All the best
ATC – Air Traffic Control
ATEOTD – At the end of the day
ATM – At the moment
ATM – Automated Teller Machine

ATSITS – All the stars in the sky
ATSL – Along the same line (or lines)
AWC – After awhile crocodile
AWESO – Awesome
AWOL – Away without leaving
AYDY – Are you done yet?
AYEC – At your earliest convenience
AYOR – At your own risk
AYSOS – Are you stupid or something?
AYS – Are you serious?
AYT – Are you there?
AYTMTB – And you’re telling me this because
AYV – Are you vertical ?
AZN – Asian
B
B – Back
B2W – Back to work
B8 – Bait (person teased or joked with, or under-aged person/teen)
B9 – Boss is watching
B/F – Boyfriend
B/G – Background (personal information request)
B4 – Before
B4N – Bye for now
BAG – Busting a gut
BA – Bad Ass
BAK – Back at keyboard
BAS – Big ‘butt’ smile
BAU – Business as usual
BAY – Back at ya
BB – Be back
BB – Bebi / Baby (Spanish SMS)
BBC – Big bad challenge
BBIAB – Be back in a bit
BBIAF – Be back in a few
BBIAM – Be back in a minute
BBIAS – Be back in a sec
BBL – Be back later
BBN – Bye, bye now
BBQ – Barbeque, “Ownage”, shooting score/frag (online gaming)
BBS – Be back soon
BBT – Be back tomorrow
BC – Because
B/C – Because
BC – Be cool
BCNU – Be seeing you
BCOS – Because
BD – Big deal
BDAY – Birthday
B-DAY – Birthday
BDN – Big darn number
BEG – Big evil grin
BF – Boyfriend
BFAW – Best friend(s) at work
BF2 – Battlefield 2 (online gaming)
BF3 – Battlefield 3 (online gaming)
BF – Best friend
BFF – Best friends forever
BFFL – Best friends for life
BFFLNMW – Best friends for life, no matter what
BFD – Big freaking deal or Big fucking deal

BFG – Big  freaking grin or Big fucking grin

BFFN – Best friend for now
BFN – Bye for now
BG – Big grin
BGWM – Be gentle with me
BHL8 – Be home later
BIB – Boss is back
BIBO – Beer in, beer out
BIF – Before I forget
BIL – Brother in law
BION – Believe it or not
BIOYA – Blow it out your ass
BIOYN – Blow it out your nose
BISFLATM – Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey!
BLNT – Better luck next time
BM – Bite me
BME – Based on my experience
BM&Y – Between me and you
BMOC – Big Man On Campus
BO – Body Odour
BOL -Best of luck
BOLO – Be on the look out
BOOMS – Bored out of my skull
BOSMKL – Bending over smacking my knee laughing
BOYF – Boyfriend
BPLM – Big person little mind
BRB – Be right back
BRD – Bored
BRT – Be right there
BSOD – Blue screen of death
BT – Bite this
BT – Between technologies
BTA – But then again
BTDT – Been there, done that
BTW – By the way
BTYCL – Meaning ‘Bootycall’
BUBU – Slang term for the most beautiful of women
BWL – Bursting with laughter
BYOB – Bring your own beer
BYOC – Bring your own computer
BYOP – Bring your own paint (paintball)
BYTM – Better you than me
C
C&G – Chuckle & grin
CAD – Control + Alt + Delete
CAD – Short for Canada/Canadian
CAM – Camera (SMS)
CB – Coffee break
CB – Chat break
CB – Crazy bitch
CD9 – Code 9, Meaning “parents are around”
CIAO – Good-bye (Italian word)
CICO – Coffee in, coffee out
CID – Crying in disgrace
CID – Consider it done
CLAB – Crying like a baby
CM – Call me
CMB – Call me back
CMAP – Cover my ass partner (online gaming)
CMIIW – Correct me if I’m wrong
CMON – Come on
CNP – Continued (in) next post
COB – Close of business
COD – Call of Duty
COS – Because
C/P – Cross post
CP – Chat post (or continue in IM)
CR8 – Create
CRB – Come right back
CRBT – Crying really big tears
CRS – Can’t remember stuff
CSG – Chuckle, snicker, grin
CSL – Can’t stop laughing
CSS – Counter-Strike Source (online gaming)
CSW – (The) Computer Savvy Weblog
CSW’s – (The) Computer Savvy Weblog’s
CT – Can’t talk
CTC – Care to chat?
CTHU – Cracking the hell up
CU – See you too
CU – See you
CU2 – See you
CUA – See you around
CUL – See you later
CULA – See you later alligator
CUL8R – See you later
CUMID – See you in my dreams
CURLO – See you around like a donut
CWOT – Complete waste of time
CWYL – Chat with you later
CYA – See you
CYAL8R – See you later
CYE – Check your e-mail
CYEP – Close your eyes partner (online gaming)
CYO – See you online
D
D2 – Dedos / fingers (Spanish SMS)
D46? – Down for sex ?
DA – Meaning “The”
DAR – Don’t Always Recognize
DBAU – Doing business as usual
DCS – Dip shit Coke head Son
DD – Dear (or Darling) daughter
DD – Due diligence
DD – Don’t Doodle
DEGT – Dear (or Darling) daughter
DF – Don’t even go there
DGAF – Don’t give a fuck
DGTG – Don’t go there girlfriend
DH – Dear (or Darling) husband
DHU – Dinosaur hugs (used to show support)
DIIK – Darned if I know
DIKU – Do I know you?
DILLIGAF – Do I look like I give a fuck ?
DILLIGAS – Do I look like I give a sugar ?
DIS – Did I say?
DKDC – Don’t know, don’t care
D/L – Download
DL – Download
DL – Down low
DL – Don’t laugh
DLBBB – Don’t let (the) bed bugs bite
DLTBBB – Don’t let the bed bugs bite
DM – Doesn’t matter
DM – Direct message
DMM – Don’t Matter Much
DN – Down
DNC – Do not compute (meaning I do not understand)
DNR – Dinner (SMS)
DNR – Do not recognize
DNR – Do Not Resuscitate
DNT – Don’t

DOA – Dead On Arrival
DOE – Daughter of Eve
DP – Display Picture

DPS – Damage per second (online gaming)
DQMOT – Don’t quote me on this
DR – Didn’t read
DS – Dear (or Darling) son
DTM – Don’t Think or Too Much
DTR – Define the relationship
DTRT – Do the right thing
DTS – Don’t think so
DUPE – Duplicate
DUR – Do you remember ?
DUR – Duration (Online Gaming)

DV8 – Deviate
DW – Dear (or Darling) wife
DWF – Divorced white female
DWM – Divorced white male
DXNRY – Dictionary
DYNWUTB – Do you know what you are talking about?
DYOR – Do your own research (common stock market chat slang)
E
E – Ecstasy
E – Enemy (online gaming)
E1 – Everyone
E123 – Easy as one, two, three
E2EG – Ear to ear grin
EAK – Eating at keyboard
EBKAC – Error between keyboard and chair
ECB – Evil Crazy Bitch
ED – Erase display
ED – Erectile dysfunction
EF4T – Effort
EG - Evil grin
EIP – Editing in progress
EMA - E-mail address
EMFBI – Excuse me for butting in
EMSG – E-mail message
ENUF – Enough
EPD – Episode
EOD – End of discussion
EOD - End Of Days
EOL – End of lecture
EOL – End of life
EOM – End of message
EOT – End of transmission
EODZ – End Of dayz
ERS2 – Eres tz / are you (Spanish SMS)
ES – Erase screen
ETA – Estimated time (of) arrival
ETF – Emergency Task Force (Canadian Law Enforcement Term)
EVA – Ever EVO Evolution
EWG – Evil wicked grin (in fun, teasing)
EZ - Easy
EZY-  Easy
F
F – Meaning female
F2F – Face to face
F2P – Free to play (online gaming)
FAA – Federal Air Authority
FAF – Funny as fuck
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
FBF – Fat boy food (e.g. pizza, burgers, fries)
FBM – Fine by me
FC – Fingers crossed
FC’INGO – For crying out loud
FEITCTAJ – Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke
FFS – For Fuck’ sakes
FICCL – Frankly, I couldn’t care a less
FIDGAD – Frankly, I don’t give a Damn
FIIK – Fucked if I know
FIIOOH – Forget it, I’m out of here
FIMH – Forever in my heart
FISH – First in, still here
FITB – Fill in the blank
FOMC – Falling off my chair
FOAD – Fuck off and die
FO&D – Fuck off and die -New-
FOMCL – Falling off my chair laughing
FPS – First Person Shooter
FRT – For real though
FTBOMH – From the bottom of my heart
FTW – For the win
FUBAR – Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUBAR – Fucked up beyond All recognition -New-
FUBB – Fouled up beyond belief
FUBB – Fucked Up Beyond Belief  -New-
FW – Forward
FWIW – For what it’s worth
FWM – Fine with me
FYEO – For your eyes only
FYA – For your amusement
FYI – For your information
G
G – Grin
G – Giggle
G/F – Girlfriend
G2CU – Good to see you
G2G – Got to go
G2R – Got to run
G9 – Genius
GA – Go ahead
GAL – Get a life
GAS - Got a second ?
GB – Goodbye
GBU – God bless you
GDR – Grinning, ducking, and running
GD/R – Grinning, ducking, and running
GFI – Go for it
GF – Girl friend GFN Gone for now
GG – Gotta Go
GG – Good Girl
GG – Good Game (online gaming)
GG – Brother (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
GGA – Good game, all (online gaming)
GGMSOT – Gotta get me some of that
GGOH – Gotta Get Outa Here
GGP – Got to go pee
GH – Good hand (online gaming)
GIAR – Give it a rest
GIC – Gift in crib (online gaming)
GIGO – Garbage in, garbage out
GIRL – Guy in real life
GJ – Good job
GL – Good luck
GL/HF – Good luck, have fun
GLNG – Good luck next game
GMBA – Giggling my butt off
GMF – Gross Mechanical Failure
GMTA – Great minds think alike
GN – Good night
GNIGHT – Good night
GNITE – Good night
GNSD – Good night, sweet dreams
GOI – Get over it
GOL – Giggling out loud
GR8 – Great
GRATZ – Congratulations
GRL – Girl
GRLPWR – Girl Power
GRWG – Get right with God
GR&D – Grinning, running and ducking
GT – Good try
GTFO – Get the fuck out
GTG – Got to go
GTRM – Going to read mail
GTSY – Great (or good) to see you
GUD – Good
H
H – Hug
H8 – Hate
H8TTU – Hate to be you
HAG1 – Have a good one
HAK – Hug and kiss
HAU – How about you ?
H&K – Hugs & kisses
H2CUS – Hope to see you soon
HAGN – Have a good night
HAGO – Have a good one
HAND – Have a nice day
HANOVR – Hang over
HB – Hurry back
HB – Hug back
H-BDAY – Happy Birthday
HBU – How about you ?
HF – Have fun
HFAC – Holy flipping animal crackers
H-FDAY – Happy Father’s Day
HHIS – Head hanging in shame
HL – Half Life (online gaming)
HLA – Hola / hello (Spanish SMS)
H-MDAY – Happy Mother’s Day
HNL – (w) Hole ‘nother level
HOAS – Hold on a second
HP – Hit points / Health points (online gaming)
HRU – How are you?
HST - Harmonized Sales Tax (A new form of  tax in Canada -13% up to 15%-)
HTH – Hope this helps
HUB – Head up butt
HUYA – Head up your ass
HV – Have
HVH – Heroic Violet Hold (online gaming)
HW – Homework
I
I2 I – too (me too)
IA8 – I already ate
IAAA – I am an accountant
IAAD – I am a doctor
IAAL – I am a lawyer
IAC – In any case
IAE – In any event
IANAC – I am not a crook
IANAL – I am not a lawyer
IAO – I am out (of here)
IB – I’m back
IC – I see
ICAM – I couldn’t agree more
ICBW – It could be worse
ICEDI – I can’t even discuss it
ICFILWU – I could fall in love with you
IDC – I don’t care
IDK – I don’t know
IDTS – I don’t think so
IDUNNO – I don’t know
IG2R – I got to run
IGH2N – I got high tonight
IGN – I (I’ve) got nothing
IGN – Internet Gaming Network
IGP – I got to (go) pee
IHNI – I have no idea
IIRC – If I remember correctly
IIIO – Intel inside, idiot outside
IK – I know
IKR – I know, right ?
ILBL8 – I’ll be late
ILU – I love you
ILUM – I love you man
ILY – I love you
IM – Instant message
IMAO – In my arrogant opinion
IMHO – In my humble opinion
ImL – (in ariel font) Means I love you (a way of using the American sign language in text)
IMNSHO – In my not so humble opinion
IMO – In my opinion
IMS – I am sorry
IMSB – I am so bored
IMTM – I am the man
IMU – I miss u (you)
INAL – I’m not a lawyer
IOMH – In over my head
IOW – In other words
IRL – In real life
IRMC – I rest my case
ISLY – I still love you
ITAM – It’s The Accounting, Man (financial blogs)
ITYK – I thought you knew
IUSS – If you say so
IWALU – I will always love you
IWAWO – I want a way out
IWIAM - Idiot wrapped in a moron
IYKWIM – If you know what I mean
IYO – In your opinion
IYSS – If you say so
J
j00 – You
j00r – Your
JA – Just Acting
JAC – Just a sec
JAM – Just a minutes
JFF – Just for fun
JFGI – Just Fuck Google it
JIC – Just in case
JJA – Just joking around
JK – Just kidding
JLMK – Just let me know
JMO – Just my opinion
JP – Just playing
JP – Jackpot (online gaming, bingo games)
JTLYK – Just to let you know
JW – Just wondering
K
K - Okay
K&T – Kiss And Tell
K8T – Katie k/b Keyboard
KK – Knock, knock
KK – Okay, Okay!
KB – Keyboard
KB – Kick butt (online gaming)
KDFU – Means Cracking (K) the (D as in Da) fucked up
KEWL – Cool
KEYA – I will key you later
KEYME – Key me when you get in
KFY – Kiss for you
KIA – Know it all
KIA – Killed In Action
KISS – Keep it simple, stupid
KIT – Keep in touch
KOC – Kiss on cheek
KOL – Kiss on lips
KOTC – Kiss on the cheek
KOTL – Kiss on the lips
KNIM – Know what I mean?
KPC – Keeping parents clueless
KS – Kill then steal (online gaming)
KT – Katie
KUTGW – Keep up the good work
L
L2G – Like to go?
L2G – (would) Love to go
L2K – Like to come
l33t – Leet, meaning ‘elite’
L8R – Later
L8RG8R – Later, gator
LBAY – Laughing back at you
LD – Later, dude / Long distance
LD - Learning Disability
LEMENO – Let me know
LERK – Leaving easy reach of keyboard
LFG – Looking for group (online gaming)
LFG – Looking for guard (online gaming)
LFM – Looking for more (online gaming)
LGH – Lets get high
LH6 – Lets have sex
LHSX – Lets have sex
LHM – Lord help me
LHO – Laughing head off
LIC – Like I care
LIK – Meaning liquor
LIMT – Laugh in my tummy
LMAO – Laughing my *a* off
LMBO – Laughing my butt off
LMFAO – Laughing my freaking *a* off
LMIRL – Lets meet in real life
LMK – Let me know
LMNK – Leave my name out
LOA – List of acronyms
LOL – Laughing out loud
LOL – Laugh out loud
LOL – Lots of love
LOLH – Laughing out loud hysterically
LOLO – Lots of love
LOLWTF – Laughing out loud (saying) “What the fuck ?”
LOTI – Laughing on the inside
LOTR – Lord of The Rings (online gaming)
LQTM – Laughing quietly to myself
LSHMBH – Laugh so hard my belly hurts
LSV – Language, sex and violence
LTD – Living the dream
LTNS – Long time no see
LTOD – Laptop of death
LTS – Laughing to self
LULT – Love you long time
LULZ – Slang for
LUS – The girl is lose or not playing it safe sexually (Sexual Term) or Playing it real easy (Non-sexual meaning)
LVM - Left voice mail
LWOS – Laughing without smiling
LY – Love ya
LYLAS – Love you like crazy
LYLC – Love you like a sis
LYSM – Love you so much
LYLAS – Love you like crazy
LYLC – Love you like a sis
LYSM – Love you so much
M
M8 – Mate
MC – Merry Christmas
MEGO – My eyes glaze over
MEH – Meaning a “shrug” or shrugging shoulders
MEHH – Meaning a “sigh” or sighing
MFI – Mad for it
MGB – May God bless
MIRL – Meet in real life
MKAY – Meaning “Mmm, okay”
MLM – Meaning give the middle finger
MM – Sister (Mandarin Chinese txt msg)
MMA – Mixed Martial Arts
MMK – Meaning okay? (as a question)
MNC – Mother nature calls
MNSG – Mensaje (message in Spanish)
MorF – Male or female?
MOOS – Member of the opposite sex
MOS – Mother over shoulder
MOSS – Member of same sex
MP – Mana points (online gaming)
MSG – Message
MTF – More to follow
MTFBWU – May the force be with you
MUAH – Multiple unsuccessful attempts (at/to) humor
MUSM – Miss you so much
MYO – Mind your own (business)
MYOB – Mind your own business
N
NOOB – Newbie, rookie (online gaming)
N1 – Nice one
N2M – Nothing too much
NADT – Not a darn thing
NALOPKT – Not a lot of people know that
NANA – Not now, no need
NBD – No big deal
NBFAB – No bad for a beginner (online gaming)
NC – Nice crib (online gaming)
NE – Any
NEO – New
NE1 – Anyone
NFM – None for me / Not for me
NFS – Need for Speed (online gaming)
NFS – Not for sale
NFW – No fucking way
NFW – Not for work
NFWS – Not for work safe
NH – Nice hand (online gaming)
NIFOC – Naked in front of computer
NIGI – Now I get it
NIMBY – Not in my back yard
NIROK – Not in reach of keyboard
NLT – No later than
NM – Nothing much / Never mind
NMH – Not much here
NMU – Not much, you?
NO1 – No one
NOOB – Meaning someone who is bad at (online) games
NOYB – None of your business
NP – No problem
NPC – Non-playing character (online gaming)
NQT – Newly qualified teacher
NR – Nice roll (online gaming)
NRN – No response/reply necessary
NS – Nice score (online gaming)
NSA – No strings attached
NSFW – Not safe for work
NSISR – Not sure if spelled right
NT – Nice try NTHING Nothing (SMS)
NVM – Never mind
NVR – Never
NW – No way
NWO – No way out
O
O4U – Only for you
O – Opponent (online gaming)
O – Meaning “hugs”
O -Over
OA – Online auctions
OATUS – On a totally unrelated subject
OB – Oh baby
OB – Oh brother
OI – Operator indisposed
OIC – Oh, I see
OJ – Only joking
OL – Old lady
OM – Old man
OM – Oh, my
OMDB – Over my dead body
OMFG – Oh my fucking G-d omfglmaobbqroflcopteriss oh my fucking G-d, laugh my ass off, owned, roll on floor spinning around I’m so sad
OMG – Oh my G-d
OMGYG2BK – Oh my G-d, you got to be kidding
OMW – On my way
ONL – Online
OO - Over and out
OOC – Out of character
OOH – Out of here
OOTD – One of these days
OOTO – Out of the office
OP – On phone
ORLY – Oh really?
OT – Off topic (discussion forums)
OTB – Off to bed
OTFL – On the floor laughing
OTL – Out to lunch
OTOH – On the other hand
OTP – On the phone
OTT- Over the top
OTTOMH – Off the top of my head
OTW – Off to work
OVA – Over
OYO – On your own
P
P – Partner (online gaming)
P2P – Parent to parent
P2P – Peer to peer
P2P – Pat to play (online gaming)
P911 – Parents coming into room alert
PAW – Parents are watching
PBOOK – Phonebook (e-mail)
PC – Player character (online gaming)
PCM – Please call me
PDH – Pretty darn happy
PDS – Please don’t shoot
PDQ – Pretty darn quick
PEEPS – People
PFT – Pretty fucking tight
PHD – Pretty Huge Dick
PIC – Picture
PIK – Picture
PIP – Peeing in pants (laughing hard)
PIP – Picture in Picture
PIR – Parents in room
PISS – Put in some sugar
PITA – Pain in the ass
PKMN – Pokemon (online gaming)
PL8 – Plate
PLMK – Please let me know
PLS – Please
PLU – People like us
PLZ – Please
PM – Private Message
PMFI – Pardon me for interrupting
PMFJI – Pardon me for jumping in
PMSL – Pee myself laughing
POAHF – Put on a happy face
POS – Parent over shoulder
POV – Point of view
POV – Privately owned vehicle (originally used to differentiate an individual’s vehicle from a military vehicle)
PPL – People
PPU – Pending pick-up
PROLLY – Probably
PRON – Meaning pornography
PRT – Party
PRW – People/parents are watching
PSOS – Parent standing over shoulder
PSP – Playstation Portable
PST – Please send tell (online gaming)
PST – Provincial Sales Tax (Form Of Tax In Canada)
PTB – Please Text Back
PTL – Praise the Lord
PTMM – Please tell me more PUG Pick up group (online gaming)
PWN – Meaning “own”
PXT – Please explain that
PU – That stinks!
PUP – Potentially Unwanted Program
PUKS – Pick up kids (SMS)
PZ – Peace
PZA – Pizza
Q
Q – Queue
QFE – Question for everyone
QFI - Quoted for idiocy
QFI – Quoted for irony
QIK – Quick
QL – Quit laughing
QQ – (qq) Meaning “crying eyes”
QQ – Quick question
QSL – Reply
QSO – Conversation
QT – Cutie
QTPI – Cutie pie
QUE – Pause or Pasused
R
R8 – Rate (SMS)
RBAY – Right back at you
RIP – Rest in peace
RL – Real life
RLY – Really
RME – Rolling my eyes
RMLB – Read my lips baby
RMMM – Read my mail man
RO – Repeat Offender (Mainly A Law Enforcement Term)
ROFL – Rolling on floor laughing
ROFLCOPTER – Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around
ROFLMAO – Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off
ROTFL – Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLUTS – Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak
RS – Runescape (online gaming)
RSN – Real soon now
RTBS – Reason to be single
RTFM – Read the fucking manual
RTFQ – Read the fucking question
RTMS – Read the manual, stupid
RTNTN – Retention (e-mail, Government)
RTRCTV – Retroactive (e-mail, Government)
RTRMT – Retirement (e-mail, Government)
RTSM – Read the stupid manual
RTWFQ – Read the whole fucking question
RU – Are you?
RUMOF – Are you male or female ?
RUT – Are u (you) there ?
RUOK – Are you okay ?
RX – Regards
RX - Meaning drugs or prescriptions
RYB – Read your Bible
RYS – Read your screen
RYS – Are you single?
S
S&M – Smart and Mouthy
S2R - Send to receive (meaning send me your picture to get mine)
S2S – Sorry to say
SA-1 – Special Agent 1st Class
SA-2 – Special Agent 2nd Class
SA-3 – Special Agent 3rd Class
SAL – Such a laugh
SA – Special Agent
SAM – Smart and mouthy
SBT – Sorry ’bout that
SC – Stay cool
SDMB – Sweet dreams, my baby
SETE – Smiling Ear-to-Ear
SFAIK – So far as I know
SH – Same here
SH^ – Shut up
SHID – Slapping head in disgust
SICNR – Sorry, I could not resist
SIG2R – Sorry, I got to run
SIHTH – Stupidity is hard to take
SIMYC – Sorry I missed your call
SIS – Snickering in silence
SIT – Stay in touch SK8 Skate
SK8NG – Skating
SK8R – Skater
SK8RBOI – Skater Boy
SLAP – Sounds like a plan
SMHID – Scratching my head in disbelief
SNAFU – Situation normal all fouled up
SNERT – Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager
SO – Significant other
SOAB – Son of a Bitch
SOB – Son of a Bitch
SOHF – Sense of humor failure
SOL – Sooner or later
SOL – Shit outta luck or Shit out of luck
SOK – It’s ok
SOMY – Sick of me yet?
SorG – Straight or Gay?
S?G – Straight or Gay?
SOS – Meaning help
SOS – Son of Sam
SOT – Short of time
SOTMG – Short of time, must go
SOWM – Someone with me
SPK – Speak (SMS)
SRSLY – Seriously
SPST – Same place, same time
SPTO – Spoke to
SQ – Square
SRY – Sorry
SS – So sorry
SSDD – Same stuff, different day
SSIF – So stupid it’s funny
SSINF – So stupid it’s not funny
ST&D – Stop texting and drive
STFU – Shut the fuck up
STR8 – Straight
STW – Search the Web
SUITM – See you in the morning
SUL – See you later
SUP – What’s up?
SUX – Meanings sucks or “it sucks”
SWAK – Sent (or sealed) with a kiss
SWALK – Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss
SWAT – Special Weapons and Tactical Team (Police terminology)
SWAT – Scientific wild ass guess
SWL – Screaming with laughter
SWMBO – She who must be obeyed. Meaning wife or partner
SYL – See you later
SYS – See you soon
T
T+ – Think positive
T4BU – Thanks for being you
T:)T – Think happy thoughts
TA – Thanks a lot
TAFN – That’s all for now
TANK – Meaning really strong
TANKED – Meaning “owned”
TANKING – Meaning “owning”
TAM – Tomorrow a.m.
TAU – Thinking about u (you)
TAUMUALU – Thinking about you miss you always love you
TBAG – Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player (online gaming)
TBC – To be continued
TBD – To be determined
TBH – To be honest
TBL – Text back later
TC – Take care
TCB – Take care of business
TCOY – Take care of yourself
TD – Tower defense (online gaming)
TDTM – Talk dirty to me
TFS – Thanks for sharing
TFA – Total Fucking Ass hole -New-
TGIF – Thank God it’s Friday
THX – Thanks
THT – Think happy thoughts
THNX – Thanks
THNQ – Thank-you (SMS)
TIA – Thanks in advance
TIAD – Tomorrow is another day
TIC – Tongue-in-cheek
TILIS – Tell it like it is
TLK2UL8R – Talk to you later
TL – Too long
TMB – Text me back
TMI – Too much information
TMOT – Trust me on this
TMTH – Too much to handle
TMWFI – Take my word for it
TNSTAAFL – There’s no such thing as a free lunch
TNT – Till next time
TOF – Twisted Old Fuck
TOJ – Tears of joy
TOU – Thinking of you
TOY – Thinking of you
TPA – The Port Authority
TPM – Tomorrow p.m.
TPTB – The powers that be
TQ – Te quiero / I love you (Spanish SMS)
TSNF – That’s so not fair
TSTB – The sooner, the better
TTFN – Ta ta for now
TTLY – Totally
TTTT – These things take time
TTUL – Talk to you later
TU – Thank you
TWSS – That’s what she said
TTYAFN – Talk to you awhile from now
TTYL – Talk to you later
TTYS – Talk to you soon
TY – Thank you
TYS – Told you so
TYT – Take your time
TYSO – Thank you so much
TYAFY – Thank you and fuck you
TYVM – Thank you very much
U
^URS – Up yours
UCMU – You crack me up
UDI – Unidentified drinking injury (meaning bruise, scratch, ache and so on)
UDM - U (You) da (the) man
UDS – Ugly domestic scene
UFB – Un-fucking believable
UFN – Until further notice
UGTBK – You’ve got to be kidding
UKTR – You know that’s right
UL – Upload U-L Meaning “You will”
UNA – Use no acronyms
UN4TUN8 – Unfortunate
UNBLEFBLE – Unbelievable
UNCRTN – Uncertain
UNPC – Un- (not) politically correct
UNSUB – Unknown Subject (Law Enforcement Terminology)
UOK – (Are) You ok?
UR – Un-real
UR – Your / You’re
UR2YS4ME – You are too wise for me
URA* – You are a star
URH – You are hot (U R Hot)
URSKTM – You are so kind to me
URTM – You are the man
URW – You are welcome
USBCA – Until something better comes along
USU – Usually
UT – Unreal Tournament (online gaming)
UT2L – You take too long
UV – Unpleasant visual
UW – You’re welcome
V
VBS – Very big smile
VEG – Very evil grin
VFF – Very freaking funny
VFM – Value for money
VGC - Very good condition
VGG – Very good game (online gaming)
VGH – Very good hand (online gaming)
VIP – Very important person
VM – Voice mail
VN – Very nice
VNH – Very nice hand (online gaming)
VO – Voice Over
VRY – Very
VSC – Very soft chuckle
VSF – Very sad face
VWD – Very well done (online gaming)
W
W@ – What?
W/ With – W3
WWW – (Web address)
W8 – Wait
WAH – Working at home
WAJ – What a jerk
WAM – Wait a minute
WAN2 – Want to? (SMS)
WAN2TLK – Want to talk
WAREZ – meaning pirated (illegally gained) software
WAS – Wait a second
WAS – Wild ass guess
WAWA – Where are we at?
WAYF – Where are you from?
W/B – Write back
WB – Welcome back
WBS – Write back soon
WBU – What about you?
WC – Welcome
WC – Who cares
WCA – Who cares anyway
W/E – Whatever
W/END – Weekend
WE – Whatever
WEP - Weapon (online gaming)
WH5 – Who, what, when, where, why
WIBNI – Wouldn’t it be nice if
WDALYIC – Who died and left you in charge
WDYK – What do you know?
WDYT – What do you think?
WIIFM – What’s in it for me?
WISP – Winning is so pleasurable
WITP – What is the point?
WITW – What in the world
WIU – Wrap it up
WK – Week
WKD – Weekend
WRT – With regard to
W/O – Without
WOMBAT – Waste of money, brains and time
WOW – World of Warcraft (online gaming)
WOW-ing – In the middle of playing Word Of WarCraft
WOWING – In the middle of playing Word Of WarCraft
WRK - Work
WRU@ – Where are you at?
WRUD – What are you doing?
WTB – Want to buy (online gaming)
WTF – What the fuck ?
WTFE – What the fuck ever
WTFO – What the fuck ?, over.
WTG – Way to go
WTGP – Want to go private (talk out of public chat area)
WTH – What the heck?
WTM – W0 ho’s the man?
WTS – Want to sell? (online gaming)
WTT – Want to trade? (online gaming)
WU – What’s up?
WUCIWUG – What you see is what you get
WUF – Where are you from?
WUP – What’s up?
WUW – What u (you) want?
WUU2 – What are you up to?
WUZ – Whats Up
WUZUP – What is Up
WWJD – What would Jesus do?
WWJD – What Would Judd Do? (Artist Donald Judd, who was known to do things in his own compulsive way.)
WWAGD – What would a gamer do ?
WWAGW – What Would A Gamer Want ?
WWJTLD – What would Justin Timberlake Do ?
WWNC – Will wonders never cease
WWYC – Write when you can
WYCM – Will you call me?
WYD – What (are) you doing?
WYGAM – When you get a minute
WYHAM – When you have a minute
WYLEI – When you least expect it
WYSIWYG - What you see is what you get
X
X-1-10 – Meaning “Exciting”
X – Kiss
X! – Meaning “a typical woman”
XD – Meaning “really hard laugh” (where D is a smiley mouth)
XD – Meaning a “devilish smile”
XME – Excuse Me
XOXOXO – Hugs & Kisses
XLNT – Excellent
XYL – Ex-young lady, meaning wife. (amateur radio)
XYZ – Examine your zipper
Y
Y? – Why?
Y – Meaning  Yawn
Y2K – You’re too kind
Y2K – Year 2000
YA – Your
YAA – Yet another acronym
YABA – Yet another bloody acronym
YARLY – Ya, really?
YBIC - Your brother in Christ
YBS – You’ll be sorry
YCDBWYCID – You can’t do business when your computer is down
YCHT – You can have them
YCLIU – You can look it up
YCMU – You crack me up
YF – Young Female
YG - Young gentleman
YGTBKM – You’ve got to be kidding me
YGG – You go girl
YHBT – You have been trolled
YHBW – You have been warned
YHL – You have lost
YIU - Yes, I understand
YKW – You know what
YKWYCD – You know what you can do
YL – Young lady
YMMV – Your mileage may vary
YNK – You never know
YR – Your
YR – Yeah right
YRYOCC – You’re running your own cuckoo clock
YSIC – Your sister in Christ
YSYD – Yeah sure you do
YT – You there?
YTTL – You take too long
YTG - You’re the greatest
YW – You’re welcome
YWHNB – Yes, we have no bananas
YWHOL – Yelling “woohoo” out loud
YWSYLS - You win some, you lose some
YYSSW – Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever
Z
Z – Zero
Z Z’s – are calling (meaning going to bed/sleep)
Z - Meaning “Said” Z% Zoo
ZH – Sleeping Hour
ZOMG – (Oh My God)
ZOT – Zero tolerance
ZUP – Meaning “What’s up?”
ZZZZ - Sleeping (or bored)

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